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			<description>Fuck yea.</description>
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			<dc:creator>First Touch</dc:creator>
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			<title>The cat finally got the mau5 ;)</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 22:16:23 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Mr mau5 collapsed on stage due to being exhausted and is in the hospital and has to cancel his next 9 shows of the summer. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Mr mau5 collapsed on stage due to being exhausted and is in the hospital and has to cancel his next 9 shows of the summer.<br />
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<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/31/deadmau5-hospitalized-for-exhaustion-joel-zimmerman/" target="_blank">http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/31/deadma...oel-zimmerman/</a></div>

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			<description>Do your tracks need mastered?  
 
Mastering is key when trying to make it in the electronic world. Nobody wants to hear a track with poor sound...</description>
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Mastering is key when trying to make it in the electronic world. Nobody wants to hear a track with poor sound quality. Even if it is the dopest track on earth.<br />
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You can get your tracks mastered locally for less than HALF the price of what the big boys charge. Super fast turn around and BIG high quality sound! If you're interested, PM me with your email addy and I will send you some samples. (before/after)</div>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:03:57 GMT</pubDate>
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Great drink deals and Awesome, Techy, Banging, Party House!</div>

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			<title><![CDATA[Germany's Love Parade]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 15:25:10 GMT</pubDate>
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I was talking with my buddy about this last night, it seems that not a lot of people...</description>
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I was talking with my buddy about this last night, it seems that not a lot of people are aware of what happened in what is evidently the biggest Techno festival, at least in Germany.  19 clubbers were killed. hundreds (400-500) were injured badly. The festival has been going on for several years, and now there's talks of never hosting it ever again.<br />
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			BERLIN &#8212; Crowds of people streaming into a techno music festival  surged through an already jammed entry tunnel on Saturday, setting off a  panic that killed 19 people and injured 342 at an event meant to  celebrate love and peace.      <br />
      The circumstances of the stampede at the famed Love Parade festival  were still not clear even hours after the chaos, but it appeared that  some or most of the 19 had been crushed to death. <br />
 Authorities also suggested that some of the people killed or injured  might have attempted to flee the crowd by jumping over a barrier and  falling several meters (yards). Witnesses described a desperate scene,  as people piled up on each other or scrambled over others who had fallen  in the crush. <br />
 &quot;The young people came to celebrate and instead there are deaths and  injured,&quot; said Chancellor Angela Merkel. &quot;I am horrified by the  suffering and the pain.&quot; <br />
 Criticism quickly fell on city officials for allowing only one  entrance to the grounds of a hugely popular event that drew hundreds of  thousands of people to dance and listen to DJs spin. German media said  1.4 million people attended but that figure could not be immediately  confirmed. <br />
 The founder of the Love Parade, Matthias Roeingh, known by the name  Dr. Motte, blasted the planning for the event, saying &quot;one single  entrance through a tunnel lends itself to disaster. I am very sad.&quot; <br />
 City officials chose not to evacuate the site, fearing it might spark  more panic, and many people continued partying, unaware of the deaths.<br />
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Serious shit!<br />
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			<title>Woop - The Mutha EP : Slinky Funk + House From BaxxBeatMusic</title>
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			<description>Artist: *Woop* 
Release TItle: *The Mutha EP* 
Remixers: *Bobbie Dallas* and *Kez YM*  
Label: *BaxxBeatMusic* (BBM007) 
 
To listen to previews of...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Artist: <b>Woop</b><br />
Release TItle: <b><i>The Mutha EP</i></b><br />
Remixers: <b>Bobbie Dallas</b> and <b>Kez YM</b> <br />
Label: <b>BaxxBeatMusic</b> (BBM007)<br />
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To listen to previews of tracks from <b>Woop</b>’s <b><i>The Mutha EP</i></b> click <a href="http://soundcloud.com/eighth-dimension/woop-the-mutha-ep-baxxbeatmusic-preview" target="_blank">HERE</a><br />
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<img src="http://img.ymlp.com/h2gt_MuthaEP1300_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /><br />
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 Introducing the new <b>BaxxBeatMusic</b> vinyl release by DJ and producer <b>Woop</b>, resident DJ of the legendary Le Founque in Hamburg. <i><b>The Mutha EP</b></i> comes with a dirty old-school vibe, which is not surprising, when you take a look at Woop's musical background.<br />
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After some band activities in the early nineties Michael aka Woop started his career as a DJ with several party series at the Reeperbahn. In these days he discovered his  true love&quot;: funk and everything in between, especially from the retro years. Over time Woop's vinyl collection and artist ambitions increased leading to the release of his first two 12&quot; Mash Ups in 2005. Today Woop's DJ playground is located in the clubs and bars at the so called Schanze in Hamburg.<br />
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<i>The Mutha EP</i> is the first solo release by Woop and shows a perfect cross-section of his taste in music and Nu Funk, Disco and Soulful House. The EP starts off with the soundtrack inspired &quot;<b>Sundown Chase</b>&quot; which rides a punchy bassline all the way. A suspenseful Nu Funk opener with smooth Rhodes, funky clav, jazzy trumpet solo and a catchy analog synth hook line. Beware of the heavy drumbreaks! The second track &quot;<b>In The Jungle</b>,&quot; no less bass driven than the previous, is an upfront afro-funk flavored disco house groover combining J.B. vocal stabs with the distinct Fela Kuti feel and skillful percussive fills. Next, &quot;<b>The Mutha</b>&quot; is a true disco-funk house banger featuring a dirty unison clav and solid bassline with soulful vocal samples praising the mutha of all modern dancefloor music: Funk!<br />
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On to the remixes: It was Woop's strictly electronic alter ego DJ Code who selected <b>Bobbie Dallas</b> and <b>Kez YM</b> as Remixers for BBM007. Actually we don't know much about Bobbie Dallas. Believe it or not, this guy doesn’t even have a MySpace or Facebook account. But he knows how to drop some tight grooves. Best proof of this fact is his uplifting 7 minute long house remix of &quot;The Mutha&quot; with heavy usage of rhodes and vintage synth licks and improvisations, as well as classic house vocal samples. DJ / producer Kez YM (Yore Records) from Tokyo made a name for himself in the house scene early in his musical career. His releases and remixes have been supported by Gilles Peterson, Jazzanova and Patrice Scott, just to name a few. No wonder why Code aka Woop chose Kez YM as remixer for &quot;The Mutha&quot;. His warm, hypnotic and very deep house remix closes the EP in a superior way.<br />
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<b>Chuck Love</b> - &quot;Sundown Chase is such a classic summertime breaker! So slick and smooth, really well done. And The Mutha is so legit! I almost feel like Curtis Mayfield should be crooning over it. All 3 versions offer their own different brand of funk without being too close to one another. Spectacular release!&quot;<br />
<b>Peter Kruder</b> (Kruder / Dorfmeister) - &quot;I like Sundown Chase. Old skool, but in a good way. The Kez YM remix of The Mutha is also sweet.&quot;<br />
<b>Mark Farina</b> - &quot;Funky jams!&quot;<br />
<b>Ashley Beedle</b> - &quot;It's the Kez YM Remix of The Mutha for me. Love those chords!&quot;<br />
<b>All Good Funk Alliance</b> - &quot;The Mutha (Kez YM Remix) is a clear winner here/ Great keys and edits and a perfect summer day jam.&quot;<br />
<b>Ohmega Watts</b> - &quot;Great additions to some familiar rare groove funk records I've dug up. Great well rounded 12&quot; with funk/house-ish cuts, solid for the dance floor or breakdance cypher.&quot;<br />
<b>Giom</b> - &quot;Awesome. I'm really liking this EP. The Bobbie Dallas mix will get plenty of plays and Kez YM kills it as usual. Great work.&quot;<br />
<b>Toka Projec</b>t - &quot;I love this EP. Great selection of funk tracks and vibes and flavours! The Bobbie Dallas Remix is my pick for the dancefloors but loving In The Jungle, too.&quot;<br />
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Additional support from <b>Doc Martin</b>, <b>Nickodemus</b> (Turntables On The Hudson), <b>Joshua Heath</b>. <b>Freddy Fresh</b>. <b>Soul Minority</b>, <b>Robert Owens</b>, <b>Dublex Inc</b>,<b> Random Soul</b>, <b>Anthony Mansfield</b>, <b>Kid Loco</b>, <b>Tony Humphries</b>, <b>Michael Reinboth</b> (Compost),<b> Funky Transport</b>, <b>Moodymanc</b>, <b>Quincy Jointz</b>, <b>Onionz</b><br />
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Now available as digital download from: <a href="http://www.junodownload.com/products/the-mutha-ep/1585153-02//url" target="_blank">Juno Download</a> / <a href="https://www.beatport.com/en-US/html/content/release/detail/257530/The%20Mutha%20EP/url" target="_blank">Beatport</a> / <a href="http://www.emusic.com/album/Woop-The-Mutha-EP-MP3-Download/11959487.html/url" target="_blank">EMusic</a><br />
Also available on vinyl 12&quot; from these esteemed retailers: <a href="http://de.juno.co.uk/products/the-mutha-ep/397617-01//url" target="_blank">Juno Records</a> / <a href="http://www.shopwindoz.com/baxxbeatmusic/products/9799/Woop---The-Mutha-EP----12-/url" target="_blank">BBM Shop</a> / <a href="http://www.hhv.de/index.php?rid=208994/url" target="_blank">HHV</a> / <a href="http://www.groovedis.com/shop/Woop-THE-MUTHA-12-p-515320.html/url" target="_blank">Groovedis</a><br />
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<b>BaxxBeatMusic</b> on the web: <a href="http://www.baxxbeatmusic.de/" target="_blank">http://www.baxxbeatmusic.de/</a></div>

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			<title>New raver in town</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hi, I'd like to go to a party/rave on Saturday night, I'd like to go with some girls that know how to party, I'm from LA and I used to promote big...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Hi, I'd like to go to a party/rave on Saturday night, I'd like to go with some girls that know how to party, I'm from LA and I used to promote big raves back in LA, please I need some bass in my face!!! Let me know what is going on 7/31/2010<br />
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			<title><![CDATA[Buy Black & White Tix!]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 07:18:39 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I Need To Buy 2 Black And White Tix 
GM Anyone Can Get Me A Deal Or Give Them For Cheap  
Thanks!! :D</description>
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GM Anyone Can Get Me A Deal Or Give Them For Cheap <br />
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			<title>Aug 7th, 2010 :: $3 :: DREAMIMAGES MODEL SEARCH :: Kings 3, Lord De Tracy, Soren Andrews :: 21+</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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DreamImages Photography  is looking for the next models to shoot with, it could be YOU! We are  looking for Male and Female models for the September PhotoSeries: Car  Madness which will be Exotic, Oldskool, and Modified Cars/Trucks/SUVs.  It will be very restricted to 9 females and 3 male models. So dress to  impress and come strut yourstuff.<br />
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DreamImages  hosts this release party featuring a monthly series of Themed photos.  This month is the Illusion series. You will get to see the photos first  hand before anyone else and see the promotional video.<br />
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You will  meet the models (yes, there is Male model eye-candy for you females),  hear the music of the band Kings 3, and DJs Lord De Tracy and Soren  Andrews. <br />
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Arrive early. <br />
Check out DreamImages on their page on facebook or myspace<br />
<a href="http://www.facebook.com/#%21/event.php?eid=135195613181007" target="_blank">FaceBook Event Invite</a><br />
$3 cover starts at 8pm.<br />
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This will be a chill event to attend if you have no idea what to do that night (<b>or your cheap and cant afford tickets to Infected Mushroom</b>.) Come listen to the many styles of music.<br />
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:53:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[I have been having the worst time finding pictures from Evo! There were tons of photographers running around but I've still found very few pictures....]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 22:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
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TABLEWORKS  
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Alland Byallo 
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M3 
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			<title><![CDATA[DON RIMINI & HARVARD BASS! FREE! AUG 18th]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:52:34 GMT</pubDate>
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FRANKI CHAN<br />
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			<title>How to keep a healthy level of insanity</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:22:50 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 
 2)  Page yourself over the...</description>
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 2)  Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.<br />
 3) Insist that your e mail address is: Xena-Warrior <a href="mailto:Princess@companyname.com">Princess@companyname.com</a> or <a href="mailto:Elvis-the-King@companyname.com">Elvis-the-King@companyname.com</a><br />
                                                                                                  4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.<br />
 5) Encourage your<font color="Black"> <a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/how_to_keep_a_healthy_level_of_insanity_000556.html#" target="_blank"><font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">colleagues</font></font></a> to j</font>oin you in a little synchronized chair dancing.<br />
 6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it &quot;IN.&quot;<br />
 7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.<br />
 8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.<br />
 9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'<br />
 10)  Reply to everything someone says with, &quot;That's what you think.&quot;<br />
 11)  Finish all your sentences with &quot;In accordance with the prophecy.&quot;<br />
 12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire <a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/how_to_keep_a_healthy_level_of_insanity_000556.html#" target="_blank"><font color="blue"><font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">work</font></font></font> </a>area. Insist to others that you like it that way.<br />
 13) Dont use any punctuation<br />
 14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.<br />
 15)  Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.<br />
 16)  Specify that your drive-through order is &quot;to go.&quot;<br />
 17)  Sing along at the opera.<br />
 18)  Go to a <a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/how_to_keep_a_healthy_level_of_insanity_000556.html#" target="_blank"><font color="blue"><font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">poetry</font></font></font></a> recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.<br />
 19)  Find out where your <a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/how_to_keep_a_healthy_level_of_insanity_000556.html#" target="_blank"><font color="blue"><font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">boss</font></font></font></a> shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)<br />
 20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, &quot;If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.&quot;<br />
 21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.<br />
 22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.<br />
 23) Call 911 and ask if 911 is for emergencies.<br />
 24)  Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything.<br />
 25)  Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.<br />
 26)  When the money comes out of the ATM scream, &quot;I won, I won&quot;!! Third time this week!!!&quot;<br />
 27) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling &quot;Run for your lives, they're loose!&quot;<br />
 28)  Tell your boss, &quot;It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.&quot;<br />
 29)  Tell your children over dinner. &quot;Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.&quot;<br />
 30) Every time you see a broom, yell &quot;<a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/how_to_keep_a_healthy_level_of_insanity_000556.html#" target="_blank"><font color="blue"><font face="Verdana"><font face="Verdana">Honey</font></font></font></a>, your mother is here!&quot;<br />
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