*~TaNi~*
06-26-2008, 11:31 AM
These aren't exactly rated G ;) So if you wanted to read these to your kids, think again.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore. (lol)
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore,
And I ain't your pop.
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going?
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little dick.
There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So what.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother
And she had you.
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon.
That's more than my lazy wife does,
The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said "Hey, free electric and gas."
Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was sucking my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore. (lol)
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent over,
Her Rover took over
And she got a bone of her own.
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a whore,
And I ain't your pop.
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
Fucked her ass and went to bed
Three blind mice, see how they run
Where the fuck are they going?
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little dick.
There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So what.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother
And she had you.