I make a great ex-boyfriend...

[bender]

..or so my ex's seem to say!


hahaha


who wants to give it a go? ;) :p

[PapaChops]

Half the time I don't even realize a relationships over till the restraining order shows up in the mail. That just means she's playing hard to get. I mean, we still see each other. Well, I see her, she doesn't see me.....'cause I'm hiding....in the bushes.

[Amber]

..or so my ex's seem to say!


hahaha


who wants to give it a go? ;) :p


Ohhhh oohhh ME *raises hand*


I think that you have been really cool to your ex's.

Brandon will you be my future X husband?

[bender]

^ i require maximum levels of sex before I will entertain that offer.


ex-boyfriend, sure... ex-husband.. that's pushing it! i know how you ladies operate.. PRENUP WHUT!

[KC Meat]

Hmmm...I don't know what my exes say about me, cuz 1) I don't talk to them, and 2) I don't care...hahaha...I know one of them will avoid me at all costs, mainly b/c she's severely anti-confrontational...last time I saw her she pretended to be on her cell phone...how do I know she was pretending?...cuz when we were together she told me that she does it to avoid people...you aren't supposed to spill your secrets like that :D

[jake edwards]

Mr. Chaos - you just make a cool friend. AND I havn't even slept with you!

[Walka]

Half the time I don't even realize a relationships over till the restraining order shows up in the mail. That just means she's playing hard to get. I mean, we still see each other. Well, I see her, she doesn't see me.....'cause I'm hiding....in the bushes.

hahhaahhha

rep for laughs!

[bender]

Jake, just because you say you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen!

haha...

[Amber]

There will be LOTS of sex.

[bender]

^ sounds like my kind of party!!


kk... so i have no new ex-girlfriends.


who's up for some old fashioned non-committal making-out? ;)

[KC Meat]

Making out?...did you go mo on us?...or are you playing on the fact that making out usually leads further? ;)

[Hail Caesar]

who's up for some old fashioned non-committal making-out? ;)

Now just remember "making out" always leads to "she/he is making it out to be worse than it is".

[Blacksunshine]

I talk to my ex Justices dad civily, and friendly, but I'm fucking so happy I didn't marry him...I would be really stupid by now ;)

And well yes, I still talk to my ex that happens to have become really good friends with my now.

i'm so lucky. :)

[Junior]

..or so my ex's seem to say!


hahaha


who wants to give it a go? ;) :p

I make a great X also! I bet she loves the 1300 hunny dollaz she gets a fucking month!

[KC Meat]

I make a great X also! I bet she loves the 1300 hunny dollaz she gets a fucking month!State-ordered great X behavior doesn't count ;)

[bender]

Making out?...did you go mo on us?...or are you playing on the fact that making out usually leads further? ;)

do not question science...

[KC Meat]

God damnit, that's my job!!...when you start paying more, I'll listen to you, until then, GOOD DAY SIR! :D

[bender]

excuse me, kc, could you pass the salt?

:p

haha..

[Niimo]

Wow.. It's crazy how single everyone got so quick.

[bender]

Now just remember "making out" always leads to "she/he is making it out to be worse than it is".

Sounds like you are well-versed in the art of rape! heh


And I guess you don't need foreplay once you're married, eh, KC? haha...

[Miss Mustang]

Wow.. It's crazy how single everyone got so quick.Wait does that mean you are single now /me bats eyes at lavona hahahahah

[Niimo]

Wait does that mean you are single now /me bats eyes at lavona hahahahah

Hahaha, yes.. Been a couple weeks now.

[Miss Mustang]

Really?????

Boy hunting for us then

[Niimo]

Hahahahah...

SRSLY, I'd rather do some MAN hunting! Break out the perfume and panty bait and a net...

Hahaha j/k

I'm up for hanging out and having fun for now.

[Opaz]

Hahaha, yes.. Been a couple weeks now.

Seems like you're enjoying yourself too :eyebrows::rolleyes::applaude::thefinger :

[Miss Mustang]

Hahahahah...

SRSLY, I'd rather do some MAN hunting! Break out the perfume and panty bait and a net...Thats so hard to find lately

[bender]

make with the makin' out or gtfo!









Here's all the man you need ladies!!



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[KC Meat]

excuse me, kc, could you pass the salt?

:p

haha..*twists top loose* yea, sure...here...


And I guess you don't need foreplay once you're married, eh, KC? haha...Hey, when you're married, you take what you can get, OK?! :D

[sake one]

I still talk to 90% of all my ex's and we are still pretty good friends so I assume that makes me a good ex I guess.....there is that crazy ass insane girl 10% though LOL:cool:

[adrena_line]

One of my ex's is stalking me....

One is in jail......

One has been hiding in his room for the past 8 months and won't come out...

But the most recent one is pretty alright! Heh!

[Amber]

One of my ex's is stalking me....

One is in jail......

One has been hiding in his room for the past 8 months and won't come out...

But the most recent one is pretty alright! Heh!

I want to know who the stalker and the jail person is. I can pretty much guess who the hermit is. :D



/me makes out with Brandon so I don't get booted.

[adrena_line]

Oh they are Ogden kids...nobody you know probably........heh!

Oh may I add that the stalker is married with a baby....and his wife is the one who randomly messaged me on Myspace telling me all about how he's stalking me....*that* was a weird conversation if I've ever had one! o_O

[Hail Caesar]

Sounds like you are well-versed in the art of rape! heh

Nope, just a saying. Meaning after the break up women mostly say men are assholes, while men say the women are crazy.

I wouldnt know a thing about rape, I happen to like commitment.

[KC Meat]

Oh may I add that the stalker is married with a baby....and his wife is the one who randomly messaged me on Myspace telling me all about how he's stalking me....*that* was a weird conversation if I've ever had one! o_OWoa...that IS wierd...maybe she's into it :eyebrows:

[KC Meat]

Nope, just a saying. Meaning after the break up women mostly say men are assholes, while men say the women are crazy.

I wouldnt know a thing about rape, I happen to like commitment.There's no rule saying you can't be committed if you rape...you can rape your sig other...so long as they're into it :D

[Pink]

One of my ex's is stalking me....

One is in jail......

One has been hiding in his room for the past 8 months and won't come out...

But the most recent one is pretty alright! Heh!

does that mean you broke up with me?

- ; P

[adrena_line]

well if you'd put out once in a while maybe we could stay together!

[Pink]

well if you'd put out once in a while maybe we could stay together!

:eyebrows: :D

[KC Meat]

Putting out : it's what keeps relationships going...

[Hail Caesar]

There's no rule saying you can't be committed if you rape...you can rape your sig other...so long as they're into it :D

Ya if they aren't, can we say "Lorena Bobbit" :eek::eek:

[Niimo]

make with the makin' out or gtfo!









Here's all the man you need ladies!!




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HELLA! David Fucking Hasslehoff... Mmmmmmm run your tongue down that chest and you'll be picking the hair out of yer teef fer weeks!

[KC Meat]

Ya if they aren't, can we say "Lorena Bobbit" :eek::eek:Thaaaaaat's the price you pay...tis why I don't gamble with me dick!

[Jenner]

..or so my ex's seem to say!


hahaha


who wants to give it a go? ;) :p
HAhahahahahahhahhahahahha

Its so true. <3

[Niimo]

Putting out : it's what keeps relationships going...
That needs to be made a law or something.