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NasteeN8
01-17-2008, 09:25 AM
Why did Hitler cry when he died?


God gave him his gas bill...
NasteeN8
01-17-2008, 02:07 PM
Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!
NasteeN8
01-17-2008, 02:09 PM
Why did the auschwitz shower heads have twelve holes?

Cuz jews have ten fingers!!


I am going to hell for this shit....
NasteeN8
01-17-2008, 02:12 PM
What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
About $5.65
You take out the pizza. In one piece.
NasteeN8
01-17-2008, 08:06 PM
How many jews can you fit in a VW bug?


1004, 2 in the front seats, 2 in the back seats, and 1000 in the ashtray!




I am really going to hell for these....
InnerjetiK
01-18-2008, 01:20 PM
http://www.southparkstuff.com/images/stories/characters/cartman/hitler.jpg
dacumen
10-16-2008, 05:27 PM
The scary thing about this thread is that it's now the 9th highest keyword draw on the network. "Hitler Jokes" now drives 85 people per week to this website! :(
NasteeN8
10-20-2008, 10:35 AM
Wow.... I totally didn't intend that.
KC Meat
10-21-2008, 07:31 AM
Way to go N8, you racist fuck!
NasteeN8
10-21-2008, 12:34 PM
Offensive as it is, I'm not a racist but I do believe that all people should be made fun of. If you can't make light of who you are then I feel sorry for you.

I apologize for nothing. I didn't think this site would get hit up by a ton of racists because of this though.
Hed:NoiZe
10-21-2008, 12:42 PM
Too bad you already said the pizza and vw joke, those are the only ones I know
KC Meat
10-21-2008, 01:22 PM
Offensive as it is, I'm not a racist but I do believe that all people should be made fun of. If you can't make light of who you are then I feel sorry for you.

I apologize for nothing. I didn't think this site would get hit up by a ton of racists because of this though.You're not racist, you're just prejudice? Is it racist if it's actually the entire human race you don't like, or would that be something like "specist," cuz it's a species?
A.D
10-21-2008, 01:30 PM
Ya, what do you have against humans? Why don't you make fun of bees or aardvarks?
KC Meat
10-21-2008, 02:44 PM
The bees are next on my list. Don't think I've overlooked their queen's dictatorship and their "Oh, I stung you once, now I must die" attitude. Plus, a war on the bees will be waged for honey. It'll help the economy. The ardvarks have yet to offend me or try to take away the rights of fellow ardvarks.
A.D
10-21-2008, 03:21 PM
An aardvark once stuck it's nose up my butt.
it was traumatic.
NasteeN8
10-21-2008, 03:29 PM
An aardvark once stuck it's nose up my butt.
it was traumatic.
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