what xmas means to me

[§andalwooÐ]

celebrating the birth of professor X

yelling at strangers from your porch (if you say HO at the end it makes anything you say ok)

getting plastered and hitting on your cousin

drawing on the face of your passed out uncle nobody knows/likes

putting extra rum in the egg nog

stocking stuffers (orange, hershey's kisses, dildos etc)

half-assed present wrapping (newspaper and scotch tape ftw)

finding out you are adopted

getting beard rash from grandma kissing you on the cheek

realizing you hate your family, but for some reason today they're not so bad

the look in your 12 year old nephews eyes when he opens his first eighth of weed

remembering that even christians need an excuse to be generous and polite

3 words: AL COW HAUL

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god bless us *hiccup* everyone


love you guys :D

[Wooly Willy]

Having a good bowel movement.

Waking up on the floor and realizing its christmas today.

Waking up on the floor and realizing you didn't drink all the wine.

Not doing a damn thing all day.

Headaches.

NO MORE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!!:D

One more week of 2007.

Loving my friends and family, they are one in the same.

Love you guys!! May your movement not be red, green, or white.

[Steev_oh]

it means being by myself.

[M_Lee]

^ shitty man.. sorry bout that..

[Wooly Willy]

it means being by myself.
STFU you fucking emo...

Get your ass up, get your ass going, and come chill. I'm all alone as well.

So lets get wasted and talk shit.

Oh yeah, take a good dump too, thats the spirit of christmas.

[§andalwooÐ]

it means being by myself.

im right there with ya man, all alone myself...

unless you count my good friend jack daniels :eyebrows:

i'm with you in spirit steve! happy holidaze

[Steev_oh]

STFU you fucking emo...

Get your ass up, get your ass going, and come chill. I'm all alone as well.

So lets get wasted and talk shit.

Oh yeah, take a good dump too, thats the spirit of christmas.

yeah, i guess i could start walking to ogden.;)

[Steev_oh]

im right there with ya man, all alone myself...

unless you count my good friend jack daniels :eyebrows:

i'm with you in spirit steve! happy holidaze

actually your mom came over. The best christmas present ever....;)

[§andalwooÐ]

this time give her change for her dollar, ass

don't make me pull out my tiny violin m8 we're all together in that we're all alone, fuck a holiday who cares

same shit for me today, except im off work no presents, no nothing, but fuck it, i'm drinking all day and im merry as fuck so there

[Wooly Willy]

yeah, i guess i could start walking to ogden.;)
I'd come get you, you just have to give me road head on the way back.

[Steev_oh]

I'd come get you, you just have to give me road head on the way back.

fuck you.

that would be cool, we could jam out somewhere together. Like Jasons faggy ass house.

[§andalwooÐ]

off topic thread alert :p

memoirs of drunken holiday escapades or gtfo :D

[Steev_oh]

off topic thread alert :p

memoirs of drunken holiday escapades or gtfo :D

gtfo........

[§andalwooÐ]

jeez scrooge smoke a bowl ferchrissake

[Wooly Willy]

off topic thread alert :p

memoirs of drunken holiday escapades or gtfo :D
LIE!! This could turn into holiday escapades...

Steev OH, road head, christmas... Sounds like some christmas joy to me...:eyebrows::eek:

[Steev_oh]

LIE!! This could turn into holiday escapades...

Steev OH, road head, christmas... Sounds like some christmas joy to me...:eyebrows::eek:



gtfo................

[Wooly Willy]

gtfo................

You can't make me....:thefinger:

[Steev_oh]

fuck off hippy

[Wooly Willy]

Thats kinda what I was hoping you would help me out with...

Hippies need love too.

[§andalwooÐ]

lol

hippies need showers tbh :p

[Wooly Willy]

I do kinda stink right now, but my laundry has to be done before I can take a shower....

Shit, shower, shave. The three s's everyday.

[§andalwooÐ]

I do kinda stink right now, but my laundry has to be done before I can take a shower....

Shit, shower, shave. The three s's everyday.

lol, i'm doing the exact same thing, about 20 mins left on the dryer then its shower time heh

something so right about feeling so grubby on christmas tho

[Wooly Willy]

True. Christmas for me is about not doing a fucking thing. I'm kicked outta my house and I have to pack up all my shit, but fuck that today, I'm getting drunk. I don't even have the motivation to go get a beer from the fridge let alone put my shit into boxes.

[§andalwooÐ]

that sucks. im moving as well this week, pain in the arse every time

[Wooly Willy]

that sucks. im moving as well this week, pain in the arse every time
At least most of my shit I never unpacked. This is the worst bullshit move too. My roomy would rather live with a couple of piece of shit assholes than trust me. I've known her for almost a decade and she is going to choose people that she's only known for a couple of months. Yeah, fucking lame...

These assholes have fucked me over too, I just won't put up with it, so now I have to move. This has been the most wonderful ending to my year, but in all honesty, its over now and I can move on to better and brighter things.

[RS4]

I was alone for Christmas too, guess it's okay cause I am mostly jewish anyways... stupid holidays

[§andalwooÐ]

I was alone for Christmas too, guess it's okay cause I am mostly jewish anyways... stupid holidays

MOSTLY jewish? C'mon ry don't sell yourself short man...

[RS4]

MOSTLY jewish? C'mon ry don't sell yourself short man...

look grubbeard... my mother, who isn't jewish, plays a larger role in the existence of my jew-dom than my father does... I didn't make up the rules on this shit dude.

[ς€۸π]

Discovering an empty bottle of vodka and homemade pornography next to my bed.

[Niimo]

Hahaha crazy boys. All your holiday are belong to niimos.

[Mizz Nici]

Spending christmas eve with KCs parents getting pretty fuckin plastered and eatin some good food.

Goin home and attempting to play guitar hero which does not work so well.

Realizing you have two pills given to you a couple weeks ago and deciding it would be a good idea to eat them.

Getting even more drunk and trying to play mario party only to realize you have no idea what the hell is going on and you are stuck on the couch.

Passing out and sleeping the whole next day in your pajamas and doin absolutely nothing.

Realizing its now weds and the week is almost over!!!! :D

[§andalwooÐ]

Spending christmas eve with KCs parents getting pretty fuckin plastered and eatin some good food.

Goin home and attempting to play guitar hero which does not work so well.

Realizing you have two pills given to you a couple weeks ago and deciding it would be a good idea to eat them.

Getting even more drunk and trying to play mario party only to realize you have no idea what the hell is going on and you are stuck on the couch.

Passing out and sleeping the whole next day in your pajamas and doin absolutely nothing.

Realizing its now weds and the week is almost over!!!! :D

lol, god bless the holidaze!!

[Blacksunshine]

Comming to work and realizing that ther eis no line outside waiting for me to get here.

Kicking everyones ass at Guitar hero, and relizing there is finally a video game that i AM good at

Drinking excessively

the fact that winter started a few days ago...meaning there is only 3
months of winter left

Planning a vacation becuase Geromie and I have had it to our ears with work as of right now

doing the year spells

[§andalwooÐ]

the funny thing about this thread, it turned into ACTUAL holiday memories, i hope you guys don't REALLY think i hit on my cousins or give my adolescent nephews drugs lmfao

(i do, however yell shit at strangers from my porch)

[Wooly Willy]

I think christmas should be like it used to. I've noticed some families doing it and I'd like to see more do it as well. We should start boycotting gift giving and just come together and have a good time. That is why I love thanksgiving, there is no expectations with thanksgiving. Everyone comes together, eats a ton of food, drinks, and has a great time with each other. The entire christmas season is spent worrying about gifts and running to every goddamned store getting pissed at everyone else. Then you give your gift and it is the wrong fucking thing. That is LAME!!

[Wooly Willy]

I watched a special on History channel about christmas in the past. Everyone just got wasted and ran amok in their towns. All the poor people would go to the rich neighborhoods and bang on rich peoples doors demanding their good food and drink. If the rich people didn't give, then everyone would ransack their house and carry them into town. Now that is what christmas should be about, drunken shenanigans. I'd love to get a mob of poor people and ransack rich peoples houses, whos with me?

[§andalwooÐ]

count me in :D

im poor as fuck too so i won't feel bad for one second :p

[Niimo]

O wow, that would be pretty intense. Could be fun though.

[*Bunny*]

I'd come get you, you just have to give me road head on the way back.
LMAO sounds like a typical you phrase.....

Thats kinda what I was hoping you would help me out with...

Hippies need love too.HAHA come on Steevo he was lonely all his bitches are ho ho's.



something so right about feeling so grubby on christmas tho
I wish I was a boy, as a girl we always dressed up in nice dresses and got all pretty. I even wore high heels yesterday, completely not my style, but all said it was hot. I am surprised I didn't break my damn legs.

I watched a special on History channel about christmas in the past. Everyone just got wasted and ran amok in their towns. All the poor people would go to the rich neighborhoods and bang on rich peoples doors demanding their good food and drink. If the rich people didn't give, then everyone would ransack their house and carry them into town. Now that is what christmas should be about, drunken shenanigans. I'd love to get a mob of poor people and ransack rich peoples houses, whos with me?ME Me Me! Lets be historical!

Waking up being so excited way too early in the morning then having to wait like an hour before daring to wake anyone up.

Sending a merry x-mas message at the asscrack of the morning, to wake EVERYONE up, if they are not awake. <3

Drinking Patron and Mt. Dew as coffee.

Drinking Tequilla at all, I like tequilla on x-mas.

Calling it x-mas to piss off religious people LMAO!

Opening presents and actually liking them, yay for being an adult and getting booze and pot smoking utensils for christmas!

Drinking a margarita at the end of the day and having my sugar plum (kitty lol) dancing on my head after a fun filled day of being a precious little shit fucking with papers and boxes!

Getting acid for christmas but not taking it til NYE lmao!