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districtignition
10-20-2007, 06:59 PM
(nydailynews.com) orget the monsters under the bed. There really are slithery creatures lurking in the pipes.

Nature's call forced Nadege Brunacci, 38, to the dark bathroom in her Cobble Hill, Brooklyn, apartment in the wee hours of Monday morning.

While washing her hands, she glanced back at the toilet to find a 7-foot-long python staring back at her.

"I turned on the light and screamed, 'Oh, my God!'" said the hiss-sterical restaurateur. "It still makes my heart race."

She slammed down the lid, put a heavy box on top of it and began calling city agencies.

Most didn't believe her, and the ones that did told her, "We don't do snakes," she said.

Finally, the FDNY and her landlord came to the rescue.

Plumbers had to tear apart the downstairs neighbor's pipes to capture the serpent, which had retreated so that only its head poked through Brunacci's toilet.

"I was anxious about it getting flushed and never coming out," said Valerie Ross, 41, from whose apartment the snake was extricated. "I'm happy it's out. Now I'm just unhappy about the holes in my pipes."

Nobody knows where the snake came from, or how it made its way up three stories of piping, but a first-floor tenant in the four-story Tiffany Place walkup reported seeing the creature slithering down the basement steps eight days earlier.

Brunacci gave the snake to a friend who offered it a loving home and named it Nadege. City Health Department regulations prohibit keeping a python as a pet.

The creature may be gone from her flat, but the shattering of an urban legend has forced Brunacci to keep her eyes peeled every time she uses the bathroom.

"When I brush my teeth, I'm looking over my shoulder," she said.

And when she goes to the bathroom at night, she uses her daughter's training toilet.

A.D
10-20-2007, 08:09 PM
I heard about this...the part where she uses her daughter's training toilet is the most ridiculous thing ever. My guess is the husband is the one that inevitably has to take care of that and you KNOW he's got to be pissed. and if it IS the woman taking care of it, wow...

Nick
10-20-2007, 08:21 PM
this reminds me of a call one of our supervisors took last week.

apparently this lady ordered a martin guitar (very expensive) and after UPS dropped off the package, she opened the guitar case to find no guitar but 2 live snakes sitting coiled up inside. what's weird is, we don't open boxes from manufacturers. we just package them up and ship them. the snakes had to have been in the guitar case for weeks.

kinda crazy.

A.D
10-20-2007, 08:30 PM
haha geeze, that's gross. just think if she would've opened it a week earlier there might have been 3 or 4 snakes in there ;)

Nick
10-20-2007, 08:32 PM
haha. best part of it was her calling us and expecting us to do something about it. my sup said "well, we can ship you the guitar which was supposed to come in that case, but you can keep the snakes."

districtignition
10-21-2007, 03:04 AM
haha. best part of it was her calling us and expecting us to do something about it. my sup said "well, we can ship you the guitar which was supposed to come in that case, but you can keep the snakes."

do you work for 911 or something?

Nick
10-21-2007, 10:41 PM
she must have thought so.

PapaChops
10-23-2007, 10:18 AM
Amazing what can sneak inside something. I remember reading a story about how a woman bought a little potted plant for her cubicle and work, but there was something odd about it. Every time she'd water it she'd hear a slight hissing sound and the plant would seem to move. At first she just thought it was air and the water playing tricks on her bored mind.

One day she poured water on it and the plant actually rose up a bit then sunk back down. Turns out, there was a spider (think it was South American or African, not sure on exact type) living inside underneath the plant. Just be careful next time you order an exotic plant.

swissmade
10-23-2007, 11:02 AM
I am glad that snakes made it out alive. The last story I read about a snake in the pipes didn't have such a happy ending. Most tenant of the apartment complex got so scared when they heard about a snake in their plumbing that they all dumped gallons of drain-o down the drains. That killed the poor snake. :(

I'm glad I found my 9 foot python hiding under the tv the couple of times he made it out of his cage and not upstairs in my neighbors toilet.

Punkie
10-23-2007, 01:43 PM
My snake escaped when I was a kid and found my mom's closet....... Funniest memory ever!

districtignition
11-10-2007, 11:35 AM
I didn't want to create yet ANOTHER thread for this... I'm on a roll this week with finding wierd shit. But you have GOT to look at the size of this fucking penis:

http://whalepenis.org/

I can't take my eyes off it.