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Pink
10-08-2007, 09:16 AM
So if you know me then you know that I'm "a single man"! Well, that is forever more. After 31 years of being with any other random person, Im gonna hit it off more after years of singleness. And yes, it's my fault. I'm a fucking sex addict. Not going to get into it but let us just say that anyone can do me right now!!

Anyway, back on topic...what do I NOT do? It's been over a second since I've "played" and honestly I'm really looking forward to more of it. Maybe someone to hang out with, or maybe a get a little freaky hell even a bit of cuddling or just sleeping over. But WTF??? I know where right where to start (*licks lips*) all you need to do is say "Go".

Yeah.....Exciting!!!!!!!!!!:eyebrows:
tacha
10-08-2007, 09:46 AM
Where's Guido at a time like this?
Pink
10-08-2007, 09:55 AM
being stupid i would guess.

- ; )
KC Meat
10-08-2007, 10:02 AM
What NOT to do with yourself?...well that's easy...answer: anything moral...
Nin
10-08-2007, 10:07 AM
I don't know any "sex addicts" or else I'd hook ya up.

Area 51 fetish night, maybeh?
lol
KC Meat
10-08-2007, 10:12 AM
Given the chance, would you have sex?

Do you normally crave sex at random points throughout the day?

Do you enjoy sex?

If you were to replace "sex" with some drug, say "heroin," and read the questions, you'd think anybody who answered "yes" to them would be an addict...so when leaving "sex" in the questions, I think I know a LOT of people who would answer "yes" to all three questions...I think we have a LOT of closet sex addicts :D haha
Pink
10-08-2007, 10:19 AM
haha you said sex
tacha
10-08-2007, 10:29 AM
Given the chance, would you have sex?

Do you normally crave sex at random points throughout the day?

Do you enjoy sex?

If you were to replace "sex" with some drug, say "heroin," and read the questions, you'd think anybody who answered "yes" to them would be an addict...so when leaving "sex" in the questions, I think I know a LOT of people who would answer "yes" to all three questions...I think we have a LOT of closet sex addicts :D haha
does this hold true for nachos?
Pink
10-08-2007, 10:31 AM
well thats what i've been talking about the whole time is nachos...

these perverts need to get their minds out of the gutter
tacha
10-08-2007, 10:32 AM
Well nachos are sort of like sex. good alone but its even better when you share with others.
Senor Tapatio
10-08-2007, 10:45 AM
But what if you're NOTthe sharing kind? what if I want my Nachos to be just for me and not be sampled by anybody else - I mean you never know what's out there, what with diseases and dirty fingers and all.
Pink
10-08-2007, 10:48 AM
i don't think you have to share your actual nachos with anyone.. just the nacho partaking experience?

NOTE: This thread wins again.. nachos have been invoked.
KC Meat
10-08-2007, 11:56 AM
does this hold true for nachos?anything you can substitue in for "sex" and answer "yes" to all three I feel should qualify as addiction...those three questions alone will qualify somebody to be a drug addict, so it should apply to non-drugs as well :D
Senor Tapatio
10-08-2007, 12:39 PM
Sounds to me like Tacha needs an intervention. It's for his own good.
A.D
10-08-2007, 12:59 PM
Sounds to me like Tacha needs an intervention. It's for his own good.good idea, I'll bring the nachos
KC Meat
10-08-2007, 04:38 PM
Sounds to me like Tacha needs an intervention. It's for his own good.I dunno...is he sharing his nachos at all?...if he's still sharing, I don't see a need to stop him now...
Pink
10-08-2007, 04:42 PM
this one time.. i ate two nachos..

it was blissfully filling.
tacha
10-08-2007, 05:11 PM
Its good to share sometimes. :)

I don't think I need an intervention. I'm very comfortable with my nachoality.

I guess that means I could be in denial, but I'm ok, really I am. I haven't had any nachos since saturday and I'm just fine, really. I'll be ok. maybe...

I'm hungry now. I think it's dinner time.
M_Lee
10-09-2007, 12:59 PM
you could start by changing your avatar....
makes you look like a dumbass.
:2cents:
Pink
10-09-2007, 01:23 PM
dude.. if you haven't already noticed.. i am a dumb ass...

- ; )
Albacore
10-09-2007, 01:29 PM
So maybe now you'll actually deliver my pizza?????

It's a few years late mister!
Pink
10-09-2007, 01:32 PM
roflmao..

hey if you want that pizza its all yours... - ; P

extra "topping" if you come pick it up yourself. - ; )
Pink
10-09-2007, 01:34 PM
oh i noticed....
with this.... {- ; ) }


whats wrong micah? your mommy forget to give you kisses this morning?
Albacore
10-09-2007, 01:34 PM
roflmao..

hey if you want that pizza its all yours... - ; P

extra "topping" if you come pick it up yourself. - ; )

when i order a pizza with EXTRA sausage i don't go pick it up myself....

duh pinky

in 31 years you can't tell me you've never seen the pizza delivery man pornos!
Pink
10-09-2007, 01:37 PM
ohh i have.. but i just don't deliver to that part of town anymore... so.. you'll have to have it delivered to a another location.
M_Lee
10-09-2007, 01:42 PM
whats wrong micah? your mommy forget to give you kisses this morning?

..naw.... i woke up with a sore ass....

...but thats beside the point!

N-E-Ways.....
you avatar just buggs me thats all....
things bug me....i can't help it.
Pink
10-09-2007, 01:50 PM
well sore ass aside... not everyone is here to conciliate with your bum.
Albacore
10-09-2007, 01:52 PM
ohh i have.. but i just don't deliver to that part of town anymore... so.. you'll have to have it delivered to a another location.

gotcha

...................
KC Meat
10-09-2007, 04:04 PM
N-E-Ways.....
you avatar just buggs me thats all....
things bug me....i can't help it.Says the guy who is using the avatar that Supa was using on the old board...longer ending, but the same avatar...
Nick
10-09-2007, 04:17 PM
Says the guy who is using the avatar that Supa was using on the old board...longer ending, but the same avatar...

says the guy who questions the other guy about ripping off another guy...sheesh :rolleyes:
Pink
10-09-2007, 04:29 PM
you guys sure know how to party
Senor Tapatio
10-09-2007, 04:29 PM
Cayn't nobody rock my avatar!
Killy
10-09-2007, 08:58 PM
Fumoffu will kick you in the nuts!
jake
10-09-2007, 10:05 PM
Bang away, just bang away.
Miss Mustang
10-13-2007, 06:28 PM
Says the guy who is using the avatar that Supa was using on the old board...longer ending, but the same avatar...Um its his a picture of his cat?
Pink
10-13-2007, 06:32 PM
time delayed response #2
KC Meat
10-15-2007, 08:28 AM
Um its his a picture of his cat?


time delayed response #2I know, huh? haha...he USED to have the animated gif of the little stick figure attacking the wall or something...using the hammer, sword, etc...pay attention, damnit! :D
nosay
10-18-2007, 06:45 AM
So if you know me then you know that I'm "a single man"! Well, that is forever more. After 31 years of being with any other random person, Im gonna hit it off more after years of singleness. And yes, it's my fault. I'm a fucking sex addict. Not going to get into it but let us just say that anyone can do me right now!!

Anyway, back on topic...what do I NOT do? It's been over a second since I've "played" and honestly I'm really looking forward to more of it. Maybe someone to hang out with, or maybe a get a little freaky hell even a bit of cuddling or just sleeping over. But WTF??? I know where right where to start (*licks lips*) all you need to do is say "Go".

Yeah.....Exciting!!!!!!!!!!:eyebrows:
Are you mocking me??????:rolleyes:
Pink
10-18-2007, 07:09 AM
delayed response #3 ftw!
nosay
10-18-2007, 07:20 AM
Yeah, I'm slow.....haven't been on the board consistantly for some time.
It took over my life there for a minute......And I hate it!!:thefinger:
Pink
10-18-2007, 09:06 AM
hah well no offense intended by this here lil thread..

nachos..
KC Meat
10-18-2007, 11:13 AM
hah well no offense intended by this here lil thread..Liar :eek:
Miss Mustang
10-18-2007, 02:50 PM
Well it is Pinky after all..... I mean come on really....
Nick
10-18-2007, 05:57 PM
Well it is Pinky after all..... I mean come on really....

you and your implications! damn it all to hell! i say we throw down right here and now, woman!

IT'S ON! http://smiliesftw.com/x/gangster.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)
Pink
10-18-2007, 06:00 PM
its true i was trying to be offensive.. i failed.
KC Meat
10-19-2007, 08:47 AM
Pinky...when YOU fail to be offensive, it really is something to be ashamed of...I'm ashamed for you...
Pink
10-19-2007, 08:49 AM
actually i didn't fail... i was just trying to soften the blow a bit for nosay.
KC Meat
10-19-2007, 09:08 AM
Hey, don't give him any special treatment...that's not fair...I'm gonna go cry on national television about this unfair treatment...
Nin
10-19-2007, 09:09 AM
I'm gonna go cry on national television about this unfair treatment...

Sick. Channel and time, please.
Miss Mustang
10-19-2007, 10:06 PM
you and your implications! damn it all to hell! i say we throw down right here and now, woman!

IT'S ON! http://smiliesftw.com/x/gangster.gif (\"http://smiliesftw.com\")
*grabs sling shot and hits Nick with a rock*
Nick
10-20-2007, 12:16 AM
um.

ow.

that really hurt.
swissmade
10-24-2007, 11:02 AM
There was something I was going to say after reading the first couple of posts. I know it was way important and the solution to all....

then I read about the nachos.

Now it's all I can think about.
Pink
10-24-2007, 11:03 AM
wanna go out for nachos with me steph? - ; )
swissmade
10-24-2007, 11:05 AM
wanna go out for nachos with me steph? - ; )


;) aahhh Pinky....
Pink
10-24-2007, 11:12 AM
mouth watering cheesy cheesy nachos!

you know you love the cheese!!!

;)
Nin
10-24-2007, 11:39 AM
Ball cheese?

That's disgusting...
Pink
10-24-2007, 11:43 AM
ohh man.. i don't even want to know where your mind is at right now linden.
Nin
10-24-2007, 12:00 PM
Hahaha, neither do I.
ZanGo
10-24-2007, 01:41 PM
So if you know me then you know that I'm "a single man"! Well, that is forever more. After 31 years of being with any other random person, Im gonna hit it off more after years of singleness. And yes, it's my fault. I'm a fucking sex addict. Not going to get into it but let us just say that anyone can do me right now!!

Anyway, back on topic...what do I NOT do? It's been over a second since I've "played" and honestly I'm really looking forward to more of it. Maybe someone to hang out with, or maybe a get a little freaky hell even a bit of cuddling or just sleeping over. But WTF??? I know where right where to start (*licks lips*) all you need to do is say "Go".

Yeah.....Exciting!!!!!!!!!!:eyebrows:

Anyone?
ZanGo
10-24-2007, 01:58 PM
..naw.... i woke up with a sore ass....

...but thats beside the point!

N-E-Ways.....
you avatar just buggs me thats all....
things bug me....i can't help it.

Stop smoking crack....and pole:thefinger: and the buggy twitch will go away hahahaha
Pink
10-24-2007, 02:16 PM
Anyone?

well within reason there tiger..

- ; P
Miss Mustang
10-24-2007, 04:20 PM
*laughs and backs out of thread*
ZanGo
10-24-2007, 08:57 PM
well within reason there tiger..

- ; P


LOL hahhahahhhahahha Well in reason sex is always unique hahahahhaha
Scurv
10-28-2007, 03:14 AM
well within reason there tiger..

- ; P

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