Fuck, kill, or marry.

[Amber]

Jude Law

Jake Gillinhal (sp)

George Clooney

[Amber]

For me it would be

Kill Jude

Marry Jake

Fuck George

[tacha]

I'm not sure if the choices really work well for me.

so maybe...

kill jude
kill jake
kill george

[Amber]

Who are three girls?


Jessica Alba

Jessica Beale

Nicole Richie

[tacha]

better choices for me.

marry Jessica Alba

fuck Jessica Beale

Kill Nicole Richie

[Walka]

Who are three girls?


Jessica Alba

Jessica Beale

Nicole Richie

Fuck Nicole Richie

Kill Jessica Beal

Marry Jessica Alba

:cool:

[Amber]

That's what I would have said..... GOOD JOB!!!

[Amber]

I meant Bill's answer.

[tacha]

That's what I would have said..... GOOD JOB!!!
thanks. I think that would work out very well for me.

[Amber]

/me bounces a quarter off Jessica Beale's ass.

[Skagenerate]

better choices for me.

marry Jessica Alba

fuck Jessica Beale

Kill Nicole Richie

quoted for truth..


walka.. you're fucked up.

[tacha]

/me bounces a quarter off Jessica Beale's ass.
I'm suddenly hungry for some reason...

[Amber]

It's because she's hiding fine Christmas hams unda dose jeans.

[tacha]

Yeah, It's definitely dinner time then. =)

[Walka]

quoted for truth..


walka.. you're fucked up.

I don't find Beal attractive

Come to think of it I don't find Ritchie attractive either

So it'd be KILL KILL

then marry Alba

word.

[Amber]

K someone name three others.

[Skagenerate]

mary kate & ashley olsen

brittney spears

jessica rabbit

fuck, kill, marry..

[Amber]

Marry the Olsens cuz they riiiiiiiiiich

Kill Brittney to put her out of her misery

Fuck JR cuz she is the only one left.

[Skagenerate]

you make very good points.. i may have to reconsider my stand on this.

[tacha]

I concur.

[Skagenerate]

this game would be more fun, if i actually gave a shit about celebrity worship..

[Killy]

What about celebrity ridicule? Like this site (http://www.thesuperficial.com/). It is funny because they are rich and famous yet they still suck more than crack whores (except for the ones who are crack whores in which case they suck about the same).

[Skagenerate]

haha.. that's much better..


ok... kill gavin rossdale so i can marry (and fuck) gwen stefani..
fucking kill anyone who gets in the way..

[Third_Eye]

better choices for me.

marry Jessica Alba

fuck Jessica Beale

Kill Nicole Richie

Exactly right

[InnerjetiK]

Who are three girls?


Jessica Alba

Jessica Beale

Nicole Richie

cant i just fuck all three of them, and send them home in the morning?

[T.Beck]

cant i just fuck all three of them, and send them home in the morning?

I want to marry Alba, one fuck is fun and all, but eating from the "Honey" pot the rest of my life is sooo much better. Ha, when the party Honey was first announced I told them they should fly her out as a dancer.

[Skagenerate]

for a mormon, you sure make a lot of dirty comments..

[T.Beck]

for a mormon, you sure make a lot of dirty comments..

I know, I should repent ha ha. You should have heard the dirty tracks I played at Annex 3.0 :)

[Rebel]

For me it would be

Fuck Jude

Marry Jake

Kill George


UMPH UMPH UMPH

[Jen]

this game would be more fun, if i actually gave a shit about celebrity worship..



Maybe you should just enter the names of people you actually know for this game...that would make it interesting :cool:

[dilvie]

Maybe you should just enter the names of people you actually know for this game...that would make it interesting :cool:

Well, it would be interesting for me to share, but the only people who would care would put me immediately on their "kill" list. ;)

[Pink]

marry them all, fuck them all, kill them all.

one after another obviously.

[Killy]

marry them all, kill them all, fuck them all.

one after another obviously.
*shudder*

[*Bunny*]

Jude Law

Jake Gillinhal (sp)

George Clooney
Marry none, and fuck George and Jude in a 3 some, and then us 3 will kill Jake woot!

As far as the girls....

Fuck Jessica Alba, Fuck Jessica Rabbit, and kill Jennifer Biel. Gay marriage isn't legal so I can't legally marry any.

[T.Beck]

Maybe you should just enter the names of people you actually know for this game...that would make it interesting :cool:

I thought about doing that, but thats just asking for drama/possible hurt feelings etc.

I personally wouldn't care if everyone said they wanted to kill me, but some people can be sensitive.

I even had a post with the name of 3 girls that regularly post on here but I decided not to post it.

[Pink]

I thought about doing that, but thats just asking for drama/possible hurt feelings etc.

I personally wouldn't care if everyone said they wanted to kill me, but some people can be sensitive.

I even had a post with the name of 3 girls that regularly post on here but I decided not to post it.

hahah do it..

kill amber
fuck lara
marry *random newb*

[Amber]

Pinky I'd kill you too but that would require me to touch you (even if it is just getting rid of the body). So I will let you live your life as that is tourture enough for any human being.


J/K

[Dylan]

As a film buff (knowing nothing of these people except what they pretend to be) lemme throw in my few cents.

Jude Law

Jake Gillinhal (sp)

George Clooney

In my ever so humble opinion, this is a tough one for the ladies. Jude Law is kind of a bitch, but he's also been in quite a few moves that made me think he was a pro. Example, he was the hero in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. Kind of a broken movie but essentially it was an awesome idea. Plus, I saw him interview about this role at ComiCon one year and he was totally harsh, so he made major points for that. Jake Gillinhal has been hit or miss, but he's the fucking Joker for the next Batman movie. How do you land a bigger role than that? Time will tell. Speaking of Batman, George Clooney was the worst ever, but he makes it back by publicly saying if you ever see him on the street and demand your seven bucks back, he'll give it to you.


Who are three girls?


Jessica Alba

Jessica Beale

Nicole Richie

Jessica Alba is the hands down winner in this discussion. There's not even a reason to have it. Largely, Sin City is one of my favorite movies ever, so anyone who was in it, or associated with it, is instantly awesome forever, no questions asked. Her amazing olive colored skin and perfectly sculpted body also go a long way to forgiving how awful both of the Fantastic Four movies have been. She is the one to marry. By comparison, Jessica Beale would make make a perfectly acceptable side fuck, so long as you were somehow lucky enough to go home to the obvious winner of this Jessica showdown. Nicole Richie is a blight to humanity and I hope she dies... much sooner than later. Enough said.

[jake]

Fuck Alba. She's way hot but she's not...

Biel. I would Marry that girl hands down. It's gotta be the EYES, smile, lips and butt. (Heh the 4 things I always look for)

Richie. Yeah I guess kill her. Actually I guess you could fuck Richie. I don't think she has a celeb sex tape out so that has to at least be worth a few bucks.

I have no idea how to post a picture but this pretty much sums it all up. http://upx.primenova.com/2/jb/Jessica_Biel-10.jpg

[Killy]

Jake Gillinhal has been hit or miss, but he's the fucking Joker for the next Batman movie. How do you land a bigger role than that? Time will tell.
Actually he didn't land that role. Heath Ledger is the Joker. Jake Gyllenhaal's sister Maggie is in it though. She took Katie Holmes role cause Katie Holmes sucks at acting.

[Amber]

I watched Donnie Darko this weekend. MMMmmmm

[Amber]

I don't know how anyone could not like him.

[Amber]

I wish that I new a hot crazy boy in high school.

[Pink]

you still go after high school boys?

hah..

[Amber]

No Pinky I'm not the one that dates people 10-15 years younger than them .... that would be you.

[Pink]

No Pinky I'm not the one that dates people 10-15 years younger than them .... that would be you.

hah i gotta restrict myself to 13 years younger.

[Amber]

Aby was what 18 19?

[Pink]

i don't know any aby's?

and me and abi.. we was just friends... - ; )

:eyebrows:

[Amber]

I know better. Craddle Robber.

[Pink]

i'll admit.. the friendship is a healthy one. - ; )

[Amber]

Nothing is healthy with you Pinky .... red dots, and yellow trim.

[T.Beck]

I watched Donnie Darko this weekend. MMMmmmm

I've never seen Donnie Darko but about 3 years ago a number of people used to always tell me I looked like him. I also had this fan club on campus of girls that called me Josh Groban, which to me was kind of an insult, my nose isn't nearly that huge, but I came to find out a lot of girls think Josh Groban is hot(including my lil fan club) so then I was ok with it. Recently no one says I look like anyone, which is good because I prefer looking like Tim Beck.

[Pink]

just don't give me your purple rim.. and i'll be fine.

[Amber]

You don't look anything like him.

[Pink]

if you did amber would have already had your young ass v-card.

[Amber]

just don't give me your purple rim.. and i'll be fine.


If you got purple rim it would be from giving a rim job in a back alley to some closet gay for crack .... not from me.

[Pink]

If you got purple rim it would be from giving a rim job in a back alley to some closet gay for crack .... not from me.


good.. cause the purple rim you got is worse than the purple rim the closet gay guy looking for a crack fix has..

[Amber]

good.. cause the purple rim you got is worse than the purple rim the closet gay guy looking for a crack fix has..

I have no colored std's! Now shut up before I turn that shock collar on.

[Amber]

I've never seen Donnie Darko but about 3 years ago a number of people used to always tell me I looked like him. I also had this fan club on campus of girls that called me Josh Groban, which to me was kind of an insult, my nose isn't nearly that huge, but I came to find out a lot of girls think Josh Groban is hot(including my lil fan club) so then I was ok with it. Recently no one says I look like anyone, which is good because I prefer looking like Tim Beck.


You seem to take topics that have nothing to do with you and brag about girls often.

[Pink]

I have no colored std's! Now shut up before I turn that shock collar on.


don't lie amber.. your purple rim was more then evident..

and you might as well turn the shock collar on.. cause thats no threat..

muahaha

[Amber]

Guido and pliers ..... that is all I'm saying.

[Pink]

Guido and pliers ..... that is all I'm saying.

you should have heard him squeal...

ohh the memories..

[Amber]

If I remember correctly you are the bottom in that relationship.

[Pink]

If I remember correctly you are the bottom in that relationship.

whatever... i got's no hair.. he's got some serious reins on his head...

[tacha]

whatever... i got's no hair.. he's got some serious reins on his head...
so does that mean you're a reinmaker?

[Amber]

pink doesn't make it rain if you know what i mean.

[Pink]

amber is a slut if you know what i mean.

[Amber]

A slut that won't do you ..... Ohhhhhh!

[tacha]

amber is a slut if you know what i mean.
nachos?

[Pink]

yes nachos!

[Amber]

Pinky has slept with more guys than me for the record. :D

[tacha]

Whoa! I never knew Amber was nachos like that.. That is some hot nacho action.

[Pink]

i'm secs eh.

[Amber]

PInky you suck

[Pink]

amber wants some hot pinky nachos if you know what i mean

[Amber]

I'd rather starve to death if you know what I mean.

[Pink]

hahah you said you'd rather have bob shoved in yer ass!!!

no wonder you gots the purple rim!

[Amber]

I have purple rim because I refuse you?

[Pink]

i don't know how you got it in your head that i made any sort of move on you in the first place... but no.. you got purple rim from shoving your bob in your ass.

[Amber]

It could be that Keith told me that you and Daniel were arguing over who was going to sleep with me first after Keith and I broke up.

[Pink]

ohh yeah.. and Keith is nothing but honest with you.

[Amber]

Well when you put it that way HAHAHAHHA you're right.

[tacha]

it's all about perspective..

















that and nachos... :D

[Amber]

Pinky and I just talk shit because we both can take it.

[tacha]

I know, I've seen Pinky take the nachos.

[N8orade]

I got three for you:

Roseanne

Rosie O'donnel

Oprah


Have fun with that stack....:eek:

[Amber]

You suck Nate!!!! That isn't even fair!

[tacha]

I got three for you:

Roseanne

Rosie O'donnel

Oprah


Have fun with that stack....:eek:
marry Oprah,

rent a truck to dispose of the other bodies.

[Pink]

Pinky and I just talk shit because we both can take it.

amber of course can take it a lot deeper... she's the deepthroat masta...

of course i can probably handle more nachos then she could even dream of...

[tacha]

amber of course can take it a lot deeper... she's the deepthroat masta...

of course i can probably handle more nachos then she could even dream of...
So do you only deep throat the nachos?

[Amber]

I actually have a really strong gag reflex.

[Amber]

Pinky can dt a 13 sausage with noooo problem. He tried teaching me once and it freaked me out a little so I left.

[tacha]

I actually have a really strong gag reflex.
Do you bind and gag people often? Is it just a random thing or is it something that just happens? What causes you to reflexively gag people?

[Pink]

her looks sometimes make me gag.

[T.Beck]

It could be that Keith told me that you and Daniel were arguing over who was going to sleep with me first after Keith and I broke up.

Keith as in Killy? isn't that his name?

[Amber]

Bring it bitch. I saw the girl you fucked at Hedonfest. You have no room to talk. NO ROOM.

[Amber]

Keith as in Killy? isn't that his name?


Two different people but they live together. I made the mistake of dating someone that is still a major pain in my ass to this day. We broke up like a year ago.

[Pink]

guido is a dude..

[tacha]

guido is a dude..
he is?

damn long hair...

[Amber]

guido is a dude..


The girl that you and Guido messed around with looked more like a dude than you do. Guido ain't the one that I'm talking about.

[Pink]

That girl that you and Guido did whatever with looked like more of a man than you do.

you are sadly mistaken if you thought i was there for her.. i was there for guido. - ; )

[Amber]

you are sadly mistaken if you thought i was there for her.. i was there for guido. - ; )


You sick puppy. And to think that I've fucked you by proxy *shutter*

[Pink]

lol who hasn't?

[tacha]

good question...

[Amber]

We need some new names ppl.

[tacha]

cameron diaz
lucy liu
drew barrymore

[Walka]

cameron diaz
lucy liu
drew barrymore
kill drew
fuck cameron
marry liu

[Amber]

Guys names?

[Walka]

Johnny Depp
Colin Farrell
Jake Gyllenhaal

[tacha]

fuck cameron diaz
kill drew barrymore
marry lucy liu

[Amber]

Johnny Depp
Colin Farrell
Jake Gyllenhaal



Umm that's not fair ..... This one is actually hard.


Fuck Colin

Marry Johnny and Jake

[tacha]

Umm that's not fair ..... This one is actually hard.


Fuck Colin

Marry Johnny and Jake
well, maybe you could have Johnny and Jake fight to the death for your hand in marriage?

[Amber]

I'm hoping for a Splendor type of situation.

[Amber]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127296/plotsummary

[Blacksunshine]

None of the people listed are nearly nerdy enough for me...I wouldn't waste my time doing anything to any of them ;)

[tacha]

interesting plot. I can see where that could be appealing.

[Amber]

I have a thing for nerdy guys too. Who would you pick?

[tacha]

None of the people listed are nearly nerdy enough for me...I wouldn't waste my time doing anything to any of them ;)
ok then:
Robert Carradine
Anthony Edwards
Curtis Armstrong

[Blacksunshine]

as the nerdiest....prolly jake...but only if he's in the form of Donnie darko.


He was in that movie right?

And only a fuck....I'm happily married already. to and UBER NERD :D :D


I suck at actors


And I'd prolly kill the other two, mortal combat style. Just cuz I was bored, and I happened to be in their city. ;)

[Blacksunshine]

as for the women actresses


I only know Nicole Richie cuz her head is too big, yet shes always on the cover of things.


Actually it might not be her head...it might be her glasses. I donno either way, she looks stupid


and I'd just break her in half while trying to teach her yoga.

[Walka]

President Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove.

mwuahah

[tacha]

President Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove.

mwuahah
let the streets flood with the blood of the non-believers!

[N8orade]

President Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove.

mwuahah
thats easy!! You'd have to marry bush, cuz he's an idiot and takes orders easily. You'd have to fuck cheney long enough so he just dies (easy enough). And definitely kill Rove as fast as you can before he does any more damage....

[Amber]

thats easy!! You'd have to marry bush, cuz he's an idiot and takes orders easily. You'd have to fuck cheney long enough so he just dies (easy enough). And definitely kill Rove as fast as you can before he does any more damage....


What is Cheney on his fourth pacemaker now? You are so right. Feed him Vigara til he explodes.

[N8orade]

What is Cheney on his fourth pacemaker now? You are so right. Feed him Vigara til he explodes.
Yeah, he's as good as dead. Hopefully soon.


I say the day he dies we throw a goodbye cheney party!! I'm also looking into throwing a party the day bush gets out of office, maybe we can get a few production companies together and do something super badass!

"THE END OF TYRANNY" January '09.... kinda has a good ring to it.

[Amber]

I'll drink to that. Maybe we should make a statue just so we can knock it over when he dies.

[N8orade]

I'll drink to that. Maybe we should make a statue just so we can knock it over when he dies.

And burn some pictures of him!! It'll be just like some crazy anti bush riot, only it will be in true utah fashion, a bunch of rolled out etards dancing to techno.

[Pink]

hah well seeing as the american people voted bush in.. i really don't see it being an end to tyranny when he is out.. we'll just get another grand puppet up there.

[Amber]

I will openly read from the Anarchist's Cookbook in public.

[N8orade]

hah well seeing as the american people voted bush in...
2000 he wasn't really voted in by the american people....

[Pink]

well.. still what makes you think the tyranny will end with the 08 elections?.. hah

[N8orade]

well.. still what makes you think the tyranny will end with the 08 elections?.. hah
You are correct. But its a nice theme!!

[Amber]

New names?

[Third_Eye]

I would play, but I did not keep up on this thread at all. I might throw out names that have already been used.

[Walka]

New names?
orlando bloom
leo DiCaprio
jude law

[Scurv]

Two different people but they live together. I made the mistake of dating someone that is still a major pain in my ass to this day. We broke up like a year ago.

Je-sus. Get over it rofl.

[Third_Eye]

Stormy Daniels
Keira Knightley
Megan Fox (chick from transformers, if you dont know who she is. she is gorgeous)

[Pink]

Stormy Daniels


http://photo8.yupoo.com/20070811/013947_976119281_giuikurr.jpg

Keira Knightley

http://www.keiraknightleyworld.com/keira-knightley-gallery/keira-knightley-34.jpg


Megan Fox

http://www.firstshowing.net/img/meganfox-fhm.jpg

(chick from transformers, if you dont know who she is. she is
gorgeous)

where to even start?

http://www.lancashire-online.com/images/smilies/please.gif

[Third_Eye]

where to even start?

http://www.lancashire-online.com/images/smilies/please.gif


I could look at them all day long...

[Ex Inferi]

Fuck Nicole Richie

Kill Jessica Beal

Marry Jessica Alba

:cool:

Thats the same thing i would do.