Punkie
08-09-2007, 08:40 AM
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two
> men and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
> you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
> out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
> on the walls..
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded
> with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
> Moral:
> Women are evil.
> Don't mess with them
> checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two
> men and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large
> metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
> your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room
> you will find your wife sitting in a chair.. Kill Her!!"
>
> The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The
> agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
> wife and go home."
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
> went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came
> out with tears in his eyes, " I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction,
> to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots
> were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging
> on the walls..
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
> stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded
> with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
> Moral:
> Women are evil.
> Don't mess with them