Sacreligious joke

[whathappin]

So a young man dies and is standing in front of saint peter, saint peter tells the man to follow him on the tour of heaven, as they walk down this hallway a door appears on the left of them and saint peter opens the door and explains to the man that this is where the catholics reside saint peter shuts the door and continues down the hall way and on the right appears another door, saint peter opens the door and explains to the man that this is where the greek orthodox reside and shuts the door, but before he continues down the hallway he explains to the man that he needs to be really quiet going past this next door, so they continue down the hallway as silent as possible until they have passed the next door, the man turns to saint peter and asked why they had to be so silent and saint peter explains to the man that, that is where the mormons stay and they think that they are the only ones up here.

[PapaChops]

What's this a picture of?

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/bad_lieutenant/cross.jpg


















A shitty way to spend Easter.

[whathappin]

What's this a picture of?

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/bad_lieutenant/cross.jpg


A shitty way to spend Easter.

Fucking hilarious and true.

[Walka]

you guys are going to hell:rolleyes:

[whathappin]

you guys are going to hell:rolleyes:

I already live in hell, thats what this life is.

[Kolobius]

haha I like it, I will have to tell that one to my friends, the non member ones of course

[Corbin Dallas]

whats the diffrence between jesus and a hooker?

the face they make when they are getting nailed.

[whathappin]

^^^^I dont get it^^^^^^^


What if they both like pain and both are making Ohh faces the same way, hey it could happen.

[PapaChops]

Why do chicks love Jesus?

'Cause he was hung like this!

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/...nant/cross.jpg (http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/bad_lieutenant/cross.jpg)

(I know it's the same picture but it conveys the same meaning, hopefully;))

[Blacksunshine]

no matter how many times I hear that joke...it's still funny!!! :D


I like to tell it myself, it's one I can actually remember.


I dont think it's sadreligious...I think it's honest :eek:

[whathappin]

no matter how many times I hear that joke...it's still funny!!! :D


I like to tell it myself, it's one I can actually remember.


I dont think it's sadreligious...I think it's honest :eek:

I find it very honest, do what we say, so u will make it to heaven, cause we are the true religion, and there fore only people of our religion can make into heaven, cause its the only true religion.

[Niimo]

A guy from Tyson Foods arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whispers, "Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you....

If you change The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to ' give us this day our daily chicken....' we will donate $500 million dollars to the Church".

The Pope responds saying, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the lord and it must not be changed".

"Well," says the Tyson man, "we are prepared to donate $1 billion to the Church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us this day our daily chicken...."

Again the Pope replies "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of
the Lord and it must not be changed".

Finally, the Tyson guy says, "This is our last offer. We will donate $5 billion to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread....' to 'give us this day our daily chicken....'" and he leaves.
Next day the Pope meets with the College of Cardinals to say that he
has good news and bad news.

"The good news is that the Church has come into $5 billion".
"The bad news is that we are losing The Wonderbread Account".

[Hotaka]

Hahaha very funny stuff i will have to remember those. The first one reminds me of a southpark episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ISNoNuIX0Y.

[swissmade]

What's this a picture of?

http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/bad_lieutenant/cross.jpg


















A shitty way to spend Easter.

bondage, partial supension, crown of thorn... that's a great way to spend easter, what the hell are you talking about? shitt? Hell no! more like fun