seriously I want to buy a girl.

[tacha]

I would love to buy a prostitot or something to keep around the house. I hear they don't shed as much as dogs or cats and they can use the toilet so they shouldn't be high maintenance.

If that doesn't work out maybe I could get a mail order bride...

:rolleyes:

[Opaz]

Mail order brides would get annoying... Always at your side and screaming "I love america! Let's make babies."

[tacha]

that's what the ball gags are for.

[Amber]

Find yerself a crack whore. They'll do anything and you can smack em around.

[tacha]

sweet, that will be simple. there are a lot of those that hang around the gateway late at night.

[Lindsay]

hahaha gateway pfft

[tacha]

yeah I've got some interesting neighbors.