eating pussy..

[suckafish]

it strengthens your immune system., AND it builds character.

true testimony from other pussy eaters:

i used to just fuck the pussy, i never heard of eating it. but that's cuz i was raised that way. us black folk were taught that pussy has teeth. i was scared of putting my face anywhere near the pussy, fearing i might get my cheek bit off. shiieet. but now i eat pussy 4 times a week. my IQ has jumped 50 points, and just the other day my boss gave me a raise. - rufus jackson

we'd like to hear your testimony. please call us or visit our website.

[whathappin]

it strengthens your immune system., AND it builds character.

true testimony from other pussy eaters:


we'd like to hear your testimony. please call us or visit our website.

I love to eat and u know I do feel smarter and more confident after getting done but when I do eat it I usually cant stop do I have a problem with an addiction.

[suckafish]

eating the pussy makes you happy. it makes her happy.

so what's the problem?

[whathappin]

eating the pussy makes you happy. it makes her happy.

so what's the problem?

Once I start I just cant stop.

[*Bunny*]

I don't eat pussy, but...

[suckafish]

BUUUUUT.. :confused:

[Kolobius]

I just live by the simple fact, please her and she will please you more :eyebrows:

[*Bunny*]

BUUUUUT.. :confused:
I'll leave it at that, I don't want anyone getting the wrong or right ideas or anything.

[Nin]

I have never eaten a pussy and I don't think I plan on it.

Protein milkshakes, FTW!

[suckafish]

don't knock it.. ;)

[Opaz]

I fell out of a pussy once... it didn't make me strong.

[suckafish]

but i bet you smelled like placenta.


that's pretty dang strong.

[*Bunny*]

I have never eaten a pussy and I don't think I plan on it.

Protein milkshakes, FTW!
I agree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[suckafish]

Protein milkshakes, FTW!tube steak? :eyebrows:

[Kolobius]

tube steak? :eyebrows:
first time I heard that phrase was from an inmate while I was volunteering at the prison took me a second to understand, he then got a good smack from the guard that was escorting me, it was awesome

[kaelorama]

I don't eat pussy, butt...

Ewww you eat butt? Thats even worse:eek:

[kaelorama]

Haha jk Pb!

[kaelorama]

I fell out of a pussy once... it didn't make me strong.

Bwahahahaha!

[kaelorama]

I also fell out of a pussy once!

It smelled in there, I felt like Long John Silver on a tuna boat.:thefinger:

[Opaz]

haha i love the new :thefinger: icon lol

[M_Lee]

ha ha ha you fell out of a pussy? where was sammy in all of this?

[kaelorama]

ha ha ha you fell out of a pussy? where was sammy in all of this?

Hell ya i fell out of a pussy. Well not so much pulled out, But pryed out with the forceps haha.

I dont know what that little tweaker had to do with any of this.

[suckafish]

Hell ya i fell out of a pussy..what was yo moms, a giraffe?

[*Bunny*]

Ewww you eat butt? Thats even worse:eek:
I was going to say no, but if I did I would use a dental dam hahahahaha!:applaude:

[suckafish]

what was yo moms, a giraffe?
oh my gosh kaelorama is a half raffe. :eek:

[NasteeN8]

Eating pussy= good times. Girls, just please take care of that area for us....

[whathappin]

Eating pussy= good times. Girls, just please take care of that area for us....

yes, yes please do there is nothing worse than loving to eat pussy and the girl stinks, u just end up hungry cause u couldnt eat cause of the smell.

[eisblitz]

and please do something about the hair length too. eating is fine, but having it go up your nose and tickle you until you sneese 10 times.. not cool.

i could go on about other things but that's for another time.

[KC Meat]

yes, yes please do there is nothing worse than loving to eat pussy and the girl stinks, u just end up hungry cause u couldnt eat cause of the smell.Ravers use vicks to overpower the smell :D

[*Bunny*]

Ravers use vicks to overpower the smell :D
Bwahahahaaha! Fuckin Kc. :cheers:

[Psychosis]

im way too picky on eating the puss, they better give some great head if i go down there ha

[suckafish]

what do you think this is, a democracy?!

[Psychosis]

im a firm believer in equal rights, if she aint going down on me, then she shouldnt expect anything in return

[suckafish]

werd.

if i can't boink her up the butt, then she's not allowed to walk in through the out door either.

[Hed:NoiZe]

Ravers use vicks to overpower the smell :D
So many good ideas come from raver toys :)

[M_Lee]

So many good ideas come from "raver toys" :)

were do i find GOOD ones at? raver toys i mean

[Daaz]

Is that you jenn?

[*Bunny*]

Is that you jenn?
Ha Ha. :p If I didn't know better I would have thought it was.

[Hed:NoiZe]

were do i find GOOD ones at? raver toys i mean
http://www.raveworx.com/

I can't remember other sites, but you can search google and stuff. Also, i'll get in touch with my raver buddy that seems to always have new toys for each party he attends

[poop sandwich]

never eaten pussy dont plan on it ither

[nosay]

I just live by the simple fact, please her and she will please you more :eyebrows:
Exactly!!!
I personally love to munch the box. Something about a women getting so
Turned on that she squeezes your head so it feels like your eyes are going to pop out!
Now that to me is a turn on. Just is not good unless the women is serviced first!!

[Miss Mustang]

Exactly!!!
I personally love to munch the box. Something about a women getting so
Turned on that she squeezes your head so it feels like your eyes are going to pop out!
Now that to me is a turn on. Just is not good unless the women is serviced first!!Finally some of you are picking up on it.

This is very true please her first and when she gets to you it will be all the better.

[suckafish]

:confused: finally? psssh heather obviously you have never encountered the tongue master. umm that would be me. yeah, i have a 5 ft. tongue and i can lick your clit from across the room. no but really, my dad told me when i was just a sophmore in high school that if i ate a girl really good, she'd tell all her friends about it.. i am living proof that this is fact. these days i eat so much pussy my face looks like a glazed donut.

[nosay]

Finally some of you are picking up on it.

This is very true please her first and when she gets to you it will be all the better.
What do you mean finally? You've just been with the wrong men. Maybe you should try women, but I get to watch with a beer and a bag of oreo's!:la:


:confused: finally? psssh heather obviously you have never encountered the tongue master. umm that would be me. yeah, i have a 5 ft. tongue and i can lick your clit from across the room. no but really, my dad told me when i was just a sophmore in high school that if i ate a girl really good, she'd tell all her friends about it.. i am living proof that this is fact. these days i eat so much pussy my face looks like a glazed donut.LMFAO!!!!!!! Glazed donut!!!!:lmao:

I also heard that vaginal juice was very good for the skin. No breakouts here!:D

[Paperweight]

:confused: finally? psssh heather obviously you have never encountered the tongue master. umm that would be me. yeah, i have a 5 ft. tongue and i can lick your clit from across the room. no but really, my dad told me when i was just a sophmore in high school that if i ate a girl really good, she'd tell all her friends about it.. i am living proof that this is fact. these days i eat so much pussy my face looks like a glazed donut.


LMAO!!!

haha

[Lady Syn]

:confused: finally? psssh heather obviously you have never encountered the tongue master. umm that would be me.

ACTUALLLLLY the tongue master happens to be my boyfriend!

:p

[NuQ]

Why the hell was this thread ressurected? nosay, Go sit in the corner!

[nosay]

Why the hell was this thread ressurected? nosay, Go sit in the corner!
Sorry Mr. NuQ. I'll behave better next time.

[Daaz]

ACTUALLLLLY the tongue master happens to be my boyfriend!

:p



Stalking you on the internet has just gotten SO much more interesting.



i'm kidding.


note to self, stop being so creepy. duely noted, thanks me you're welcome captain.








One time, my girlfriend road my face so hard, i got a fat lip from her pubic bone. i didnt know that was possible. i think i did good that night.



My girlfriends crotch beat my face up, i dont know anything more demasulinatising thats not a word shut up you I WILL NEVER

[Lady Syn]

^^^ hahaha ummm

yep it is possible if the girl is expiriencing multiple multiple multiple orgasms
your face might get a little beat up

hahaha

[Daaz]

i fucking rule

[Daaz]

"Its a circle, a circle. not a triangle,...nooo, triangle has points and- " yeah we get it , circle no points "the wing is not a triangle it is a cirkul"


from i know pronounce you chuck and larry

[NuQ]

Sorry Mr. NuQ. I'll behave better next time.

This was your one warning, after this we'll send you to a siberian labor camp and make you count trees. What do you think happened to jimmy hoffa, huh!?

[airmikee]

Do you boil it first so you can pull the hair off in one clean motion?

[triciaprefect]

I have heard a lot of guys say that they have tried to go down on a girl but they say they don't like it and don't really want to do it.
I can't possibly understand this.

I personally prefer the term genital kissing or going down than eating pussy. You're hardly eating it I would say and some guys don't even make it past the appetizer. Other have absolutely no clue with what to do with it.
Remember ladies and gentlemen that eating pussy is an art and one that you must perfect through practice.

[airmikee]

What's a clitoris?

[Geoff_Jmac]

it strengthens your immune system., AND it builds character.

true testimony from other pussy eaters:


we'd like to hear your testimony. please call us or visit our website.


LOL YEAH !!!!

[nosay]

This was your one warning, after this we'll send you to a siberian labor camp and make you count trees. What do you think happened to jimmy hoffa, huh!?
Been there, done that. Too easy.:cool:
It was like going to Disney Land when I was 8 and taking a fat dump on Mickey's head!


Do you boil it first so you can pull the hair off in one clean motion?
Woh...70's african-boobada-bush!!:puke:


I have heard a lot of guys say that they have tried to go down on a girl but they say they don't like it and don't really want to do it.
I can't possibly understand this.

I personally prefer the term genital kissing or going down than eating pussy. You're hardly eating it I would say and some guys don't even make it past the appetizer. Other have absolutely no clue with what to do with it.
Remember ladies and gentlemen that eating pussy is an art and one that you must perfect through practice.
Riding the train to tuna town, munchin' box, doing the man duty, whatever works.

I prefer:la:. 'nuff said!

[Paperweight]

"licking vagina"

[triciaprefect]

complementing the clitoris
shaking out the meat curtains
riding the love waves
getting to the center of the tootsie pop
eating the cream filled donut

ps it isn't just doing the man duty. I know several women that are quite fond of this

[COBOL]

shaking out the meat curtains

eating the cream filled donut


:puke: NOT appetizing

[Daaz]

Do you boil it first so you can pull the hair off in one clean motion?


God damnit this is a weird mental image.

[airmikee]

God damnit this is a weird mental image.

Yeah, my Chinese diet jokes haven't been going over well lately. I'm thinking of switching to Zimbawbwe diet jokes.

[NuQ]

Riding the train to tuna town, munchin' box, doing the man duty, whatever works.

I prefer:la:. 'nuff said!

We went deep sea fishing in mexico and the charter boat prepared what they called "Box lunches", I guess they didnt know that it could be considered innuendo in english. They didn't unerstand why my friends and i would bust out lauging when they would ask "who wants to eat a box lunch?"

"Would you like to munch your box lunch!?" became a slogan for the rest of the trip.

[nosay]

We went deep sea fishing in mexico and the charter boat prepared what they called "Box lunches", I guess they didnt know that it could be considered innuendo in english. They didn't unerstand why my friends and i would bust out lauging when they would ask "who wants to eat a box lunch?"

"Would you like to munch your box lunch!?" became a slogan for the rest of the trip.
Can't rep you, but:lmao: